January 2012
So I almost went to jail today..
xnikkibaby:
Ugh.. monopoly is so intense..
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
If i like you, I like you,
xnikkibaby:
Im not saying i like you because
you’re hot
sexy
fine
you got body
perfect,
I like you because
You can be yourself around me
make me smile
your personality
do the weirdest things and i find it cute
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
Being left home alone
philipipo:
When you were young
Now
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
It's unfortunate that we grew up learning about...
When school starts again.
l0ve-angela:
Fucked up sleeping schedule.
Ugly handwriting forever.
Waking up so freaking early.
Forgot there’s homework/projects due.
Seeing the bitches you hate.
Stupid teachers who gives you too much work.
Homework all day, everyday.
Same shit, different day.
Reflecting on 2011
thecrazyfilipino:
This year was stressful. There were many firsts, lasts, and never - agains. I got hurt and I admit I did some hurting on my own. I’ve met some amazing people and lost some of my closest friends. Thanks to 2011, I’ve realized that you need to let go of things whether or not they meant something to you. Sometimes, the only way to move forward is to quit backing up. The good news...
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
totally-relatable:
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December 2011
Don't make me sad if you can't make me smile,...
Leading a girl on without any intentions of dating...
gigglingbean:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
Source
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Typical Classroom →
funniest10k:
1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
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